OK, now I have officially heard it all.
And, it's only a few hours drive from Alabama.
C'mon man, nothing beats a thick slice of juicy, seasoned, fried turkey.
It is heavenly, when it's fried just right.
Years ago, someone forced a piece of that tofu turkey (Tofurkey they call it) and it was worse than chewing a piece of cardboard.
I love Thanksgiving because of the turkey and all the sides and pies etc.
Well, some folks in Tennessee (yeah, how 'bout them Vols) have opened a gentle farm for cuddling turkeys.
I should clarify that it is not only turkeys that are available for cuddling. Yes, cuddling.
You can also cuddle with a COW!
Here's the video to prove it.
@popsugar 10/10, we definitely recommend hugging a cow at @The Gentle Barn. #CowHugs#FarmLife#CowsOfTikTok#Wellness#MentalHealth#FarmTok#TherapyTok♬ Sia - Xeptemper
So, turkeys have a tendency to us that sharp claw to "whip the you-know-what" out of people.
No thanks on the intimate cuddling. Look, I'm a single guy and I understand the need for companionship. I truly do.
I'd just have to draw the line at live turkeys.
Or dead ones for that matter.