After School Satan Club Coming To Alabama Schools?
Get thee behind me, After School Satan Club.
The Satanic Temple of the United States plans to expand it's presence in public schools around the country, including Alabama.
Satanic Temple co-founder, Doug Mesner believes children should have 'multiple perspectives on all issues and they have a choice'.
Except, of course, when it relates to Intelligent Design being taught alongside Evolution.
Members of the Satanic Temple want parents to simmer down (lol) before the get fired up (haha). They tell the Washington Post they aren't actually teaching children how to worship the devil, because '“Satan” is just a “metaphorical construct” intended to represent the rejection of all forms of tyranny over the human mind...'
Those Lucifer-lovers sure do talk fancy. They write good, too.
In a letter sent to local school Superintendents, officials are assured that teachers in charge of the after school satanic club must pass a background check before conducting the once-monthly Monday meeting. Healthy snacks will also be provided.
Here's a creepy video for the creepy club.