Tommy Tuberville is RIDICULOUS
This has nothing to do with his coaching.
Recently, US Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama said he thinks drug dealers are going to disguise fentanyl pills as candy and hand them out at Halloween to get kids and adults “hooked.“
Tuberville is urging all Alabamians to “double, triple check” their children’s candy for suspicious-looking packaged and unpackaged goodies.
(Who eats unpackaged goodies anymore? – ok SOMETIMES I DO– but only if the people look clean.)
We all know the tremendous problem that the fentanyl epidemic has caused.
Families across America are dealing with this deadly, relatively new drug.
This scenario Tuberville sets out goes something like this:
Parents take young children out for a night of Trick or Treating.
Little Kayla/Keala/Kaela/Keighla/Kaeighlea/Kheaeala/Kieaghla and her parents approach a normal-looking house...
The entire family eats all of the HOMEMADE LOOKING GOODIES THAT ARE REALLY FENTANYL PILLS!!!!!!
Those look like VELAMINTS– I would totally eat those!
Next thing you know – THE WHOLE FAMILY IS HOOKED ON FENTANYL PILLS THAT THEY GOT SHANGHAIED INTO TAKING ON HALLOWEEN!!
NEXT THING YOU KNOW…
(That’s KEALA Y'ALL!!)
IT COULD HAPPEN!
Don’t let this happen to you this Halloween!
Let’s all stay aware of the real fentanyl problems Alabama is facing and maybe–
IXNAY ON THE SCARE TACTICS.
A little far-fetched Mr. Tuberville? You bet.
But then again, so was his coaching most of the time.