A while back you might have caught Steve Shannon’s post about ‘the bidet.’

Well, I have been aware of this WONDERFUL invention since the 1990’s.

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I was in St. Louis for a job interview, incidentally it was an interview I had gotten with the help of Steve – he ALWAYS gets me jobs.

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The company was WINING & DINING me, putting me up in the St. Louis Doubletree Hotel.

The Presidential Suite!

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Not so fast!

It turns out no president ever stayed in that suite.

But Marie Osmond had, and that was good enough for me!

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In that gigantic suite... there was a bidet.

I wasn't quite sure how to use it, but I eventually figured it out.

YOWZA!!

 

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Now I KNEW WHY MARIE OSMOND WAS ALWAYS SMILIN’ EAR TO EAR!

But many years went by and I never used another bidet.

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Then, I read Steve’s post last year.

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I do not know how this has not become a thing. 

I will NEVER go back to using toilet paper.

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THINK ABOUT IT.

IF YOUR HANDS WERE COVERED IN MUD:

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WOULD YOU :

A) USE A WATER HOSE TO CLEAN THEM OFF?

or

B) WIPE YOUR HANDS WITH PAPER TILL THEY WERE CLEAN?

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Bidet attachments are available everywhere from local stores to online dealers.

It's only about $30 for a low end (pardon the pun) model and you can even get one with HEATED SEATS!

It’s a LIFE CHANGER.

And I owe it all to STEVE and MARIE.

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