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It feels like Christmas morning at my house. It arrived today. Thank you Mr. UPS man. My new Toto Deluxe Bidet! Stay with me.

A bidet, also called a washlet, is designed to be sat on for the purpose of washing the inner buttocks. This is one of those don’t knock it till you try it things. It has changed my life. I no longer use toilet paper. This is my second bidet. No TP for me in eight years!

The bidet is available on Amazon and in Tuscaloosa at Home Depot, Lowes, and Southern Pipe and Supply. You install the bidet yourself. It is easy to add to your existing commode.

The bidet settings include clean and dry. The clean option gives you a jet stream of warm water positioned to get the job done. Then warm air dries your bottom. It is like a day at the spa. They come with deodorizers and even light up for nighttime use if desired. There is also a seat warmer function. After a few uses you too will wonder how you lived without this invention.

Note: There is a Tushy Spa model, but I did not want the delivery guy to see that written on the box he was delivering to my front door.

I highly recommend that you look into adding a bidet to your home’s bathroom. Your neighbor probably already secretly has one. I guarantee this will elevate your bathroom experience!

This is not a compensated endorsement, but it could be.

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