Honey, I promise, It Smells Just Like Roses

I think I have seen it all now. Just when you thought you were gonna make it out of work without a laugh, in walks 'The Flatulence Deodorizer'!

This will probably be one of the shortest post I've ever put time behind but I had to be on this the minute I saw it! A website I found describes 'The Flatulence Deodorizer' as, "an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks." Then goes on to say, "When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence filter pad absorbs the gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or flatus."

No longer do you have to worry about who to blame! As long as you keep the noise level down, no one will ever know.

I understand this is a real item that people actually need and I don't want it to appear that I am making fun of anyone who needs this but the idea is funny. C'mon.