Do You Know Where I Can Buy Girl Scout Cookies in Tuscaloosa?

It's Girl Scout Cookie season, and I need the hookup. I love me some Girl Scout Cookies, y'all. I was a Girl Scout for several years; I started as a Brownie and made my way to being a Junior before my family moved to Kentucky. I grew up with Girl Scout cookies, so my addiction to these sweet little bundles of joy has been festering for DECADES.

Tagalongs.

Samoas.

Thin Mints.

Trefoils.

Momma wants them ALL, but I don't have a cookie connection. Do you know a Girl Scout? Are you a Troop Leader? Do you know of a date and time I can go all Supermarket Sweeps on a cookie warehouse?

Be the plug. Tell me where I can score some Girl Scout cookies, and I will love you FOREVER.