If You Love The South You Will Love These Quotes

Lewis Grizzard was a southern humorist who wrote books & newspaper columns. He loved the South & all her charm. His book titles were award-winning in & of themselves. They include:

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Elvis Is Dead & I Don't Feel So Good Myself
If Love Were Oil I'd Be A Quart Low
Shoot Low Boys They're Riding Shetland Ponies
Don't Squat In The Garden Granny, 'Cause Them Taters Got Eyes

Here are some of my favorite Lewis Grizzard quotes:

I came from a big family. In fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

Life is like a dog sled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

It's difficult to think of anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There is no such thing as being too Southern.

I had the honor of introducing Lewis Grizzard on stage in Tuscaloosa many years ago. I miss his southern humor. I even forgive him for being a Georgia Bulldogs fan.