ME: So why does Easter and April dang Fools day come at the same time this year?

News Guy: The death of Jesus occurred around the Jewish Passover, traditionally held on first full moon following the vernal equinox.

ME: Equinox, Yea aint that Fords SUV thingy?

News Guy: (compassionate and very helpful laugh followed by a very deep breath with groans) Let me try this, you see the full moon is different in each time zone. We use the 14th day of the lunar month instead, and Easter is the following Sunday.

ME: And that right there is why we bring ya!

News Guy: (drops mic, winks at make believe people in empty chairs & strides out confidently) #WildBillShow 😜

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