In a story that's either going to gross you out or give you a laugh, as it seems like something straight from the headlines of adult entertainment sites (or so we've been told), 66-year-old John Robertson, of Gulf Shores, was arrested Wednesday and charged with indecent exposure after being accused of ... Ummm.... Let's just say "handling himself" in front of a woman.

What's so bad about that? Well, Robertson was a Lyft driver, and the woman was a passenger. Her infant son is also said to have been in the vehicle. Source.

Now, we'd really like to ask "in what world does this happen," but considering the fact that this isn't fake news, we already know the answer... In THIS world! And THIS STATE, apparently. Again, the fact that such videos have appeared on certain sites (again, we heard), it's obviously not the first time and probably won't be the last.

Now, some would have found this to be a turn on. We know, we know... How dare the freaks find this arousing.  But this woman was not amused. And in this case, we're not going to ask how you would have felt because we really just don't want to know the answer to that, but feel free to share the story to someone you think would get a lick kick out of it.