Duckie Dynasty: Rise Of The Queen

My best friend Tammy and I have decided that the duck above, whom I've named 'Et Tu', is a female. The reason being is whenever Perry sends me video of them together, she always stares at the camera like, 'Wassup? Where yo man at besides my house?'

If you think I'm exaggerating, look at the video he sent me last night:

Tammy said she hears Loretta Lynn's song 'You Aint Woman Enough To Take My Man' in her head every time she sees a picture of them together. Seeing the expression on his face leads me to the conclusion that Perry is infatuated with Et Tu. He recently spent forty-five minutes describing how she no longer runs from him when he temporarily relocates the flock to clean their CATTLE TROUGH, and another half-hour sharing how beautifully buoyant she is in her kiddie pool.

Et tu, Et Tu?