Alabama's first home game of the season is Saturday, and my body is ready. I am so hype for football in the Druid City, as there is nothing like a game at Bryant-Denny on a crisp fall afternoon.

We must, however, prepare ourselves for an influx of Aggies. These wierdos, who are basically the Auburn of Texas, somehow made their way into the SEC in 2012, and nothing has been the same since.

This, friends, is the Hater's Guide to Texas A&M.

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