The Booty Slapping Championship is Coming to Bama?

It's being called the first ever "Booty Slapping Championship".  It was held in Russia this week.  Women competed to smack each other's rear ends so hard, their opponent opponent would have to take a step forward.  They were mostly fitness and Instagram models.  How did they think of this and not us?  Coming soon to Tuscaloosa the "Bama Booty Slapping Championships? #lol