Steve and DC

I bet you wonder which restaurant, huh? Before I reveal the offending, horrible place, I am very fair. The other issue, is that the place has two Tuscaloosa locations. One, I have never been inside. I gave the other location a few chances. I'm convinced after talking to several other Tuscaloosa natives, there is no hope.

Ugly is all over Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Why is everyone so UGLY? Yes, I met the ugliest woman in Tuscaloosa. I know her name, BUT I probably shouldn't print it. I want to tell you badly, but I can tell you she’s an assistant manager on the late afternoon crew.

OH YEAH, who doesn't love to dream? If you had a couple million bucks, what kind of house would you buy? What city would you live in? Recently, the most expensive zip code in AMERICA was revealed. Of course, it's in California. WHAT ABOUT ALABAMA?

No, no, no, no, NO! This columnist could live the rest of my life without being made aware of another story about spiders. I know I'm not the only person living in Tuscaloosa, Alabama with a deep hatred of spiders (and many other critters) that I will never get over. Very few people love spiders.

Who’s got the best fries in Tuscaloosa? I'm talking about the absolute BEST. What do you think? What comes to mind as you read this headline? The ones that are PERFECTLY salted and delicious. Can you taste it yet?

Some families in the Tuscaloosa, Alabama region and surrounding areas are having to go to war day in and day out with these monsters. They DESTROY THINGS! LOTS OF THINGS! Feral essentially means in a wild state after escape from captivity.

I was doing some shopping at Walmart, the Northport location, and it was SO frustrating. What should have been a quick ten minute trip, turned into an hour long saga. All due to the LOCKDOWN of every product in the store. It was entire aisles of common items.

It’s not clickbait. Mark my words because one day, this is going to happen. Tuscaloosa, Alabama, is a city that I have lived in, off and on, since the 80s. Oh, how I love Alabama and, in particular, my Alabama Crimson Tide.

GET READY, ALABAMA, THIS IS SHOCKING. To me, at least. As heard on the Steve & DC Show, 95.3 The Bear....did you know there can be 450 insect parts and nine rodent hairs in every 16 oz. box of spaghetti?

Who doesn't LOVE chicken? OK, I am sure that is not the same thing as this HOT, CONTROVERSIAL chicken fight in Northport. Have you heard about the petition? The name calling. Don't get ahead of me.