Santa’s 95.3 The Bear Naughty List

I don't serve as Santa, but I got a sneak peek at his Naughty List this year for Christmas ... and let me just tell you .... there are some NAUGHHHTTTYYY folks around 95.3 The Bear. Now, I'm not trying to ruin it for everybody, but it's best if they know early that they'll be getting chicken gizzards in their stocking.

4. Wild Bill - Wild Bill makes the naughty list for playing favorites during the high school football season. WB is a closet Hillcrest and Gordo fan -- and by closet I literally mean CLOSET .... he does his show from his bedroom closet while wearing a Hillcrest belly shirt and Gordo tube socks.

3. Audio Bob - Selling this year's biggest toy, the HATCHIMAL, for triple the price and keeping the revenue to himself, rather than sharing with Santa's elves!

2. Colonel - The colonel serves as a constant distraction to the morning show -- including, but not limited to, turning the lights on and off in a rapid fire way, singing "Christmas in Dixie" in a way that shattered the radio penthouse windows, and making fun of me for being young, wild, and beautiful. Jealousy is an ugly trait Colonel! LOL - jk!

1. Steve Shannon - "Big Ole Steve," as I affectionately call him, ranks in as #1 on Santa's 95.3 The Bear Naughty List and I don't think he'll be overly surprised by this. Steve tops the naughty list for MANY reasons. Allow me to begin. 1. Steve often leaves social events without anyone knowing because he fakes a phone call, walks away, and gets into a getaway car usually manned by Audio Bob. 2. Steve does not share food with me, thus immediate naughty list. 3. Steve does not tip the Hungry Howie's delivery man enough for how often the man has to come by his residence. 4. Steve hasn't reached his blog quota in four months.

Don Hartley, Monk and myself all made Santa's NICE LIST according to my sources. ;)