As President Donald J. Trump prepares to visit Alabama, we couldn’t help but wonder—if you had the chance to ask him one question, what would it be?

Curious to find out, we turned to Facebook to see what questions Alabamians had in mind.

Some listeners went all out with thoughtful questions, although several ventured into R-rated territory, which we will not post here. Now, some questions could be part of a comedy routine.

Questions Alabamians Would Like to Ask Trump

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Why did you force yourself into being the Commencement speaker?

When are grocery prices going down?

I would ask him how the policies he has enacted in his first 100 days in office benefit the average working-class American.

When will the mortgage interest rate go down?

I would ask if he wanted to take Mary K to dinner because she’s your biggest fan! < insert laughter>

Which demographic will receive the $5000 baby bonus?

Why hate?

I would ask him why he is so orange.

Why remove Medicaid assistance for infants, children, and adults who need health benefits the most?

When are you doing the Steve & DC a show?

Can I have your autograph?

Can u loan me $100 to buy a tank of gas?

I worked 40+ hours a week during COVID, where is my 600.00 a week?

I would love to see him in person! I love him, and I would let him know how much we appreciate him!

Can you pay all the businesses that gotta close due to them closing the roads for you?

Why do you lie so much?

Why are you destroying our country?

The real JFK files, Epstein list, when will the people on that list be arrested, and how long until they have deported all of the illegals?

Why is "MAC THA DONALD" so appetizing to the ORANGEVANGELIECALS?

With all of the hospitals all over rural Alabama closing due to us not expanding Medicare and Medicaid in Alabama, how can he save our rural hospitals and improve our healthcare?

How are you so freaking awesome?

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

Does lying with every breath get exhausting?

Where is the Epstein List?

I would ask him to make police safety a priority in this administration.

Why would you waste your time on an ungrateful population of people who don’t want your help?
You berated Obama for all his executive orders and said that’s not a way to lead. But you have not pushed through any legislation, just a bunch of EOs. So when are you going to work with both houses of Congress and stop taking the easy, less effective way out? Oh, and stop wasting our tax dollars on $30m weekends playing golf.

Can you compare and contrast for 8-year-olds how to spot something done on MS Paint?

Is there any way to stop the enemies of America within (democrats) from slowing down your great progress for all American citizens?

When are the cost for groceries gonna go down?
What is your plan for Social Security Disability?

Why are you the way you are?

Can you get a makeup room installed in the White House like Hegseth did at the Pentagon? A makeup artist will help you with your blending.

Do you understand that these tariffs will lead to job loss, and extreme economic hardship for the very people who elected you?

What is your plan for Social Security Disability?

Ill pay my own college bills, but can you lower that interest rate, please

Why are you so angry? You have a life that most people would envy. Why can’t you channel that anger into good works for a world that is hurting?

Get help. Seriously.

Are we great again yet?

I would ask him why he lies so much.

When will you return our PhD student?

What did you accomplish by making fun of that disabled reporter?

Do you have safeguards in place to prevent the idiots who do not understand making the country safer, cutting out wasteful spending, bringing back manufacturing to our, once great, nation, keeping boys out of women's sports, etc., from benefiting once the Biden/Harris disaster is cleaned up?

What is your favorite Bible verse and why / how do you apply it to your daily life?

Why didn't you have Hillary Clinton prosecuted for her illegal server in your first term?

Why is your current Presidency, and in no small part your entire existence, based on demagoguery?

Trump, why are you going to lay off innocent people of color?

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