Food Poisoning is Must-See TV

So, I got food Monday night around 7:45 p.m.

You know that when you are lying in bed, something just ain’t quite right...????

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BLAMO! TO THE BATHROOM!

IN. RECORD. TIME.
It was the sickest I’ve ever been. And I had COVID-19 last year.
Plus Laura Pounders Broke my heart in 12th grade!

THIS was even worse than THAT.

Tuesday Morning:

4:45 a.m. - Wake up - Sit there and not feel good.

Take hot bath.

5:11 a.m. - What do I do now?

I watched some dumb show called “ Sweet Tooth” about a HALF BOY/ HALF DEER creature roaming America in a post-apocalyptic adventure. (Creeped me out)

Seinfeld. Always makes me feel better!

The Andy Griffith Show. PERIOD. I actually watched the one where Andy gets the flu.
Then there were shows that YOU ONLY WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK.

Bewitched

The Price is Right

And of course, I surfed the net watching two minutes of this and five minutes of that.

Now that I am on the mend, I kinda miss the few days “off" I had this week.

But, I won’t miss being sick.

Now where is my Pedialyte??