Listen, simpin’ ain’t easy! [Insert laughter here]

Did you know about 'No Simp September?' Or am I just late on this?  Either way, I just found out about it “TAHDAY,” not today but TAHDAY. Seriously, simpin it’s a thing.

Let me clue you in. Of course, I headed over to the Urban Dictionary for some guidance. Prepare yourself for some full-on laughter. ‘Simp’ – “someone who does way too much or a person they like.” ‘Simpin’ – “when you lowkey in pain over a person, so you listen to sad music and think of them.” ‘Simping’ – “when you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do."

At this point, I can’t breathe because I am in FULL ON LAUGHTER MODE AT THIS POINT, RIGHT????????

In September, you were supposed not to do too much for a person that you like. I think I passed, even though I didn’t realize I was participating.  Now, I don’t want you to think that I don’t believe in doing nice things for people that treat me well. But, sometimes … people do wayyyyyy too much.

'No Simp September’ is dedicated to everyone in effort to remind them not to overdo it.  So, I ask you, did you pass or fail. I think I’m somewhere between because I’ve done nice things for people, but I didn’t go all simpin on them.

WAIT … I still can’t stop laughing. Every time I use the word ‘simp’ – I laugh.

(Source) For more from the Urban Dictionary, click here.

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