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Virtual dating has been fun (while it lasted). Now, not so much! I’m praying for a turnaround. But, it’s not looking too hopeful.

My latest adventure is with someone that I thought was very nice looking. [Yes, I’m shallow] His intro said something about looking for mature minded individuals. [Score]

I hit like, and the messages started immediately. Out the gate, it was all very; let’s just say it was “Mature.” Me being a good southern girl, I was offended. The Dude was like, “you knew what you signed up for.” I was like, “not this.” He was like, “I’m GGG!”

I looked back at his profile. Here is the part I missed “GGG positive as well as into D/S.”

HEADS TO GOOGLE

According to Psychology Today, GGG stands for "good, giving, and game." Think "good in bed," "giving of equal time and equal pleasure," and "game for anything—within reason."

STARES BLANKLY AT THE SCREEN

He writes back, “waiting.”

He sends another message, “I want pictures.

He then sends pictures of his abs, feet, shoulders, and (I’ll let your imagination run wild on that one.)

STARES BLANKLY AT THE SCREEN

He sends yet another message, “I’m looking for a D/S.”

I think I know what this means. To confirm, I HEAD TO GOOGLE.

I was right. It is about being in a dominant and submissive relationship.

I write back (trying to be witty), “So, you are a Mr. 50 Shade of Gray.”

He wrote back, “That was child’s play.”

YIKES, the Dude is serious. What do I do now? Block him? Report him? Delete my account?

But I’m saved. This all happened in the course of 20 minutes. Mr. GGG said that I took too long; he had other women waiting for him. Also, I was a tease.

I was proud.

(Source) For more from Psychology Today, click here.