Captain Crunch Attack in Moundville!
A Moundville man is accused of attacking his roommate during a fight over stale Cap’n Crunch cereal, apparently the cereal was too difficult to eat without teeth.
According to The Moundville Times, the suspect, 52, became angry because his roommate “tore the bag when he opened it and did not do anything to keep the cereal fresh.” The report says the victim removed his teeth to show how easy it is to eat Cap'n Crunch without teeth and it was then that he was attacked by his roommate. #WildBillShow