Alabama: Your CHEATIN’ Heart of Dixie

We fancy ourselves good, decent GOD-FEARIN’ simple folk here in the great state of Alabama.

Long on love of God, football, and of course, the “SANCTITY” of marriage.

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But… and this is a BIG BUT-

The numbers tell a DIFFERENT STORY….

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According to research by mydatingadviser.com, Alabama may have SOME ‘SPLAININ’ TO DO…..

They gathered data based on several criteria:

Marriage
Divorce
Separation rates
The number of venues to meet for an affair
Even Google searches for for affair hookup websites in any given area across the US.

Turns out, one Alabama city ain’t as WHOLESOME as we’d like ‘em to be.
First...
The TOP 5 LEAST Faithful Cities in ‘MERICA.

No. 1 - Dallas, TX

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Marriage Rate: 47%
Divorce Rate: 12%
Separation Rate: 2%
Happiness Index: 49.00
Google Search Interest for an Affair: 32.85

No. 2 - Ft. Worth, TX

Marriage Rate: 46%
Divorce Rate: 12%
Separation Rate: 2%
Happiness Index: 51.46
Google Search Interest for an Affair: 30.96

No. 3 - Houston, TX

Marriage Rate: 47%
Divorce Rate: 12%
Separation Rate: 2%
Happiness Index: 49.00
Google Search Interest for an Affair: 32.67

No. 4 - St. Louis, MO (Steve and DC’s old stomping ground)

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Marriage Rate: 47%
Divorce Rate: 9%
Separation Rate: 2%
Happiness Index: 42.85
Google Search Interest for an Affair: 32.04

No. 5 - Nashville, TN

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Marriage Rate: 48%
Divorce Rate: 12%
Separation Rate: 2%
Happiness Index: 49.00
Google Search Interest for an Affair: 32.58
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD…

No. 11 - Huntsville, AL!!!!

Huntsville ranked just outside the top 10, landing at number 11 as the most unfaithful cities in the U.S.

Makes sense, I mean there ARE ROCKETS POINTING AT THE SKY EVERYWHERE….

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Gotta be SOME KINDA symbolism….

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While we are on the subject – Here are the MOST FAITHFUL CITIES IN THE US:

No. 1 - Pasadena, California
No. 2 - Torrance, California
No. 3 - Roseville, California
No. 4 - Visalia, California
No. 5 - Laredo, Texas
No. 6 - Montgomery, Alabama

So that’s something we can be proud of. Montgomerians are very faithful to their spouses.
Maybe they are totally committed.
Or
Maybe nobody else wants them?
I mean – I seent some REAL BEAUTS while visiting our state's capitol…