Ugly is all over Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Why is everyone so UGLY?
Yes, I met the ugliest woman in Tuscaloosa.
I know her name, BUT I probably shouldn't print it. I will tell you her workplace in Tuscaloosa.
Life in Tuscaloosa, over time, gets in your blood. It's SO good to be back in T-Town. I've noticed, even if you tried to conceal what city you are from, there are ways to tell if someone is from Tuscaloosa, Alabama.