This is a big goofy world. That’s putting it way too mildly.
This man wanted to transform himself into an animal. A wild animal? Not necessarily.
In fact, he wanted to “become” a dog – so that is what he did. The man is not from the Tuscaloosa area and that is the only part of this story that I am relieved about.
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Everything else is quite scary to me. Currently, we already have like 75 or more genders that people can identify with and claim.
That’s a bit much, don’t you think?
I am guessing that 10 to 15 would do the trick. Right? Do we need more than 50? Or 60?
That’s what they would have you believe in 2022. Back to this individual that wanted to become a dog.
He is a man living in Japan. He says that he has wanted to transform into an animal since he was a small child. Child?
Don’t you mean puppy, sir? Whatever.
I know your next question. What breed? Isn’t it obvious? The breed that any man would pick.
A collie!
The man who goes by the name Toco spent ¥2 million to become a dog.
He actually hired or commissioned a very expensive costume company in his home country to make him into a pooch.
Woof! I would say that it is very difficult to tell the difference between this “man” and a born and bred dog.
I’m so confused. Who is this “man’s” best friend?
It’s a big ol goofy world, my friends!
And by the way, don’t forget to have your pets spayed or neutered!

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