Game of Thrones Jokes

What do you call a game show about the Starks and Lannisters? Family Blood Feud.

What's the difference between Cersei Lannister and a direwolf? Lipstick

What stopped winter from coming? Winterfell and it can't get up!

What soup killed Robb Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.

What is the name of the Stark family barbershop? Winter is Combing.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two twins together to make a king.

What is Ygritte's nickname for his Jons manhood? The snow cone.