Alabama Woman Learns Snakes Don’t Love Baby Talk

'Hey Mr. Snake!'

One CRAZY Alabama lady thinks rat snakes (thanks Reddit) are super-sweet and based on the YouTube video below, thinks they like baby talk.

"Hey Mr. Snake," the Montgomery woman says, "you're a long boy -- that's the snakeskin we saw! It was yours, huh?"

The madness continues.

"I'm gonna touch you on the tail and see what you do."

The snake doesn't love that idea and attempts to stare her into submission.

"Whoa, you're mean," the woman says. "Are you a bad snake?"

YES, Lady. He's a SNAKE.

Bad Snake finally had enough of the chicanery and told her in the most reptilian way that he's not picking up what she's putting down before he shuts her phone down.