My Son Bought This Birthday Card For His Cousin
Over the weekend, my nephew Camden celebrated his birthday and since he's reached the age of 'Shut-Up and Give Me The Money', I took my son Zachary to buy his cousin a birthday card to hold the cash.
Several of the birthday greetings I picked out didn't appear to impress my son, including the one that played an armpit instrumental version of 'Happy Birthday', so he decided to strike out on his ow