Tweets About Married Life

My married friend Ray from Northport says the real fun begins when the honeymoon is over. Here are some tweets about married life after the honeymoon. You be the judge.

MY WIFE SAID I NEED TO GROW UP.I WAS SPEECHLESS. IT'S HARD TO TALK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF GUMMY BEARS.

MY WIFE WANTED TWO KITTENS. I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE SO WE GOT TWO KITTENS.

STOP SPENDING MONEY ON STUPID STUFF...AS THE DOG WALKS BY IN A TUXEDO.

WE HAVE AN AMOUNT WE CAN SPEND WITHOUT DISCUSSING IT WITH EACH OTHER. MINE IS AROUND $50. MY WIFE'S IS AROUND $643.27 APPARENTLY.

WHEN MY HUSBAND GOES OUTSIDE TO INVESTIGATE A STRANGE SOUND,HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE UNPAUSING THE TV SHOW WE WERE WATCHING?

BEFORE I GOT MARRIED,I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A WRONG WAY TO PUT MILK BACK IN THE FRIDGE.

I'm a single man,so I will have to take my married friend Ray's word for it. It's all about compromise says this single man. Compromise.