My Vacuum Had A Demon

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Yes, I'm serious.

Several years ago, I bought an expensive Dyson that stopped working at some point between five years ago and today. The exact reason why the vacuum stopped working escapes me but the heavy yellow feat of housekeeping technology was relegated to the garage where it's been for quite some time.

The Great Purge has been an ongoing process at my house since July and my intentions since then have been to just cut my losses and throw it away.

Over the weekend, Kameron 'Greskin' Thrasher came over to work on another job and we came across the Dyson. He was interested in trying to repair the Dyson and I was more than willing for him to try.

A couple of hours later, his wife sent me a text and included the picture below:

Let the image of this cold hand of death wash over you.

How about an image of two tiny cold feet of death?

Someone suggested the tiny Satan was perhaps a squirrel or chipmunk that got hung up in the vacuum cleaner then perished. The thought of a little Chip or Dale needing help that never came  bums me out a little bit, but I'm thankful the general consensus shared is one that does not involve a rat.

Or does it?