My Husband’s Hulk Hogan Competition Mustache

As long as I've been married to my husband Perry he's always been clean-shaven due to his profession as a police officer. That changed in the beginning of March. Members of the Tuscaloosa Police Department Special Response Team decided that March would be the month of mustaches. Each team member would grow one and on a specified date, judging for the best 'stache would commence.

After a few weeks, I found myself randomly saying 'brother' around Perry because he looked so Hogan-esque, but thankfully this nightmare is almost over. Judging is today and I'm calling it now: if he doesn't win, the contest is rigged.