Eclipse Leftovers

A baby born in South Carolina yesterday was named ECLIPSE.

The eclipse cost businesses almost $700 million yesterday.

A car thief in Florida pulled over to watch the eclipse yesterday...and cops used that chance to arrest him.

Google searches skyrocketed for things like seeing double & eyes hurt.

Bonnie Tyler has been put back into storage until 2024.

Leftover glasses should be donated to Bama football opponents to wear so their retinas don't burn when we put a smokin' hot whippin' on them this season!