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I’d Like to be an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Driver

Kimberly and I both saw the Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile yesterday on McFarland. We were intrigued. We asked about it on air and Doug, who was having a birthday today, called with some information.

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You Can Now Ship Your Enemies Glitter Thanks to This Ingenious Website

Ever heard the expression "kill your enemies with kindness?" Take it a step further--a glorious, glimmering step further--and mail them glitter. 

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Category: Funny, Television
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Ten Things You Can Do Instead of Talking About the Sugar Bowl [PHOTOS]

I am not going to discuss what happened last night, and you don't have to either! Why stay mired in loathing when you can do other stuff? Dial down the despondency and turn up the denial--I've got ten things you can do instead of talking about The Bowl Game That Shan't Be Named

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Even The Squidbillies Get In On Auburn Hate Week

If you've channel surfed late at night and hit Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, chances are you've seen the offensive group of redneck cartoon squids known as Squidbillies.

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Category: Funny, Videos
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I Think I Saw Miss St. Fan ‘StingRay’ in Sam’s

Remember the obnoxious Mississippi State Fan 'StingRay' on YouTube last week? Monk published an article that included his Smack Talking Video. I think I saw that guy in Sam's. 

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Taylor Swift’s ‘Shake it Off’ Plus This Epic 1989 Aerobic Dance Off Will Make Your Day [VIDEO]

This mashup gives 'Shake it Off' a brand new meaning!

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Celebrate Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban’s Birthday with These Epic Moments [VIDEO]

It's Halloween, so... there's that... but it's also the birthday of the greatest Coach in College Football today. Join us in wishing Nick Saban a Happy Birthday with these great videos!

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These People Were Scared Silly by a Stuffed Skunk

This Skunk video makes me laugh.  Mobile Toones Facebook page posted the video and I saw it in my news feed after a friend shared it.

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Which Hit Country Song Are You

Today, while spending an unfortunate amount of time on Facebook I saw a quiz, that asks you questions and determines which hit country song you are based on your answers.

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Category: Country Songs, Funny
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You Could Totally Ruin Halloween with the Ten Worst Candies for Trick-or-Treating [PHOTOS]

Halloween will be here before you know it. Soon droves of costumed kids will come knocking on your door, arms outstretched, eyes widened, and little smiles beaming as they shout "Trick-or-Treat!" Halloween is like magic to these sweet, innocent children, and their fate lies in your hands. Are you going to crush their tiny hopes and dreams? You'd better check your candy stash, because what you're handing out could totally ruin Halloween.

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