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Whoops! Politician Forgets to Turn Off Mic to Pee During Meeting

This may just make you pee your pants.

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Scott Shepherd’s House Was Invaded by a Bird

Last night, my wife 'ran to the store' for some bread. She came home with several bags and left the carport door open as she was bringing them inside. I heard her yell out my name from the kitchen. I thought we had an intruder.

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Is There Anything More Precious Than a Baby’s Laugh?

It's the little things in life we sometimes take for granted. My one year old laughing hysterically at me made me happy yesterday afternnon and a little sad at the same time....

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Christmas Gifts Gone Bad

My son Brody got a set of small plastic cars for a Christmas gift. I found a pic and video on my phone this morning that I thought was pretty funny. I took them back around the first of the year. Let's just say the set of 10 little pull back racers didn't last long in the hands of a 5 year old.

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What Color is the Dress? Madison & Shepherd Have Different Opinions [VIDEO]

On Thursday, the internet exploded in debate over the color of a dress that showed up in a picture online. One side claimed the dress was obviously white and gold while the other faction swore that it was blue and black

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‘Alabama Snowpocalypse’ Trailer Highlights the Horror of Hitting the Store Before an Alabama Snowstorm [VIDEO]

In a world... where milk and bread are scarce... one man will rise to the challenge--and create a spoof trailer that will have you laughing out loud!

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The Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift

I saw this product in the cleaning supply aisle in Wal-Mart. It made me stop and take a pic. Someone please tell me you own a pair.

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I’d Like to be an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Driver

Kimberly and I both saw the Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile yesterday on McFarland. We were intrigued. We asked about it on air and Doug, who was having a birthday today, called with some information.

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You Can Now Ship Your Enemies Glitter Thanks to This Ingenious Website

Ever heard the expression "kill your enemies with kindness?" Take it a step further--a glorious, glimmering step further--and mail them glitter. 

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Ten Things You Can Do Instead of Talking About the Sugar Bowl [PHOTOS]

I am not going to discuss what happened last night, and you don't have to either! Why stay mired in loathing when you can do other stuff? Dial down the despondency and turn up the denial--I've got ten things you can do instead of talking about The Bowl Game That Shan't Be Named

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