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Scott Hopes to Look Like Afroman

Well, it's official, I have arrived at the age of accountability. I don't mean accountability for my actions, I mean for my appearance. I have to thank my wife for leading the charge.

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Give Scott the Jackass

My wife and her sisters were invited over to their grandparents house last weekend to "go through" a few things. Her grandparents are moving and wanted the girls to get a few things they wanted. The one item that Granny sent to me made me laugh.

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Kimberly Madison Buys Dr. Scholl’s Orthopedic Shoes

Kimberly Madison let the world know today that she has come to terms with the fact that she is almost 40 years old. The calm came, she said, when she made a purchase from TJ Maxx late last week.

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How Long Can a Gallon of Milk Sit Out

I met my wife in the grocery store parking lot last Thursday afternoon.  She had been in the store already and had a few items. She had a few errands to run and wanted me to grab the groceries and take the "cold stuff" home.

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David Letterman’s ‘Under the Dome’ Supercut of People Saying “Dome” Over and Over

Have you ever watched the CBS series 'Under the Dome'? No? It's okay, because 'Late Show' host David Letterman has, and he's more than ready, willing, and able to explain the dramatic series to his audience. Letterman is hip to the real plights inside the series -- sometimes, people want to leave, but they can't, because the dome. The

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Dollar General – Wal-Mart Ad Match Debacle

If you are a coupon-er, and have a baby, you may have seen this debacle on your favorite social media channel yesterday. Wal-Mart boasts their ad-match campaign, right? Dollar General ran an ad in their latest circular and Wal-Mart refused to match it. Awkward.

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Dear Kitten – Friskies Video Goes Viral

Friskies latest commercial is more of a cool 3 min story than an advertisement. Friskies brand cat food teamed up with content giant BuzzFeed to create this viral video. I'm not a cat lover (nor hater) but I enjoyed all 3 minutes of this. Well Done.

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Does Your Cat Really Know It’s Name?

My family has been a pet free family since, well...forever. This changed a few weeks ago when my five year old wanted to adopt a kitten. My wife and I caved in and we now own a cute little splotchy colored girl kitty.

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Monk Brought a Scorpion to Work Today

I got a text from Monk yesterday evening that was kinda strange. He said he had caught a scorpion for Brody. Brody is my 5 year old.

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Nobody Wins in the Rick Grimes and Walter White Rap Battle

If you're already having a crappy Monday, you may not want to watch the above video.

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