Blake Shelton was recently named People's "Sexiest Man Alive," and I have questions. 

Namely, did everyone else die?

I mean, Blake isn't bad to look at and all, but there are SO MANY other hotties out there more deserving of the title. Here are my top seven nominees to replace Blake as the reigning Hottie McHotstuff.

Getty Images

1. Idris Elba
HERE'S THE REAL SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. Contest Over. Seriously. You could get pregnant just by looking at this picture.

Getty Images for The Weinstein C

2. David K. Harbour
The real stranger thing is why this hottie isn't on People's list. Hopper stole my heart in Stranger Things, and have you seen him in promo shots for the new Hellboy? Have. Mercy.

Getty Images

3. Lincoln Riley
Oklahoma's Head Coach has it goin' onnnnnn. At 34, he's the youngest HC in the nation, and again--it must be said here--he is FOINE.

Getty Images for Firefly

4. Sturgill Simpson
He could pass for my husband's doppleganger, so I am a little biased...but Sturg can SANG and he's smart as a whip.

Getty Imagesfor SXSW

5. Jon Hamm
*fans self*

Getty Images

6. Jay R. Ferguson
Why isn't he in every show/movie ever? I bet his beard smells like whisky and secrets.

Getty Images for CinemaCon

7. Jason Momoa
Dude is so beautiful he's like a walking Renaissance painting. People were not meant to be this good looking.

Who would make your list? Comment below and let me know!