Just last week, I did a story on an Alabama man that is wanted.

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It featured, quite possibly, the worst mug shot I have ever seen.

WRONG. Until I saw these mug shots a couple days later.

These have to be the worst. Unfortunately, many of them are from the SOUTH. Yes, yes a few are from right here in Alabama.

I hate that but it's true.

Let's get started with our first entrant in March MUG-NESS:

Meet Alan Dale Lee, the man with possibly the ugliest mug shot.
Photo: Dade City Police Dept./dumbcrooks.com
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ALAN DALE LEE

Yep, he's from Florida. You guessed it. Dade City. And he stabbed someone.

Entrant #2

Salvatore Dichiera Half Shaven Mug Shot
Photo: St. Petersburg Police Dept./dumbcrooks.com
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SALVATORE DICHIERA

Yep, he's from Florida. Can you believe that? Wait, how does this happen? Half shaved. Hmmmmmm. New style? Drunk?

Tough call.

Next Entrant:

Nicole Marty Flipped Off Mug Shot
Photo: Long Island Police/dumbcrooks.com
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NICOLE MARTY

Don't need to say much about this one.

Entrant #4

Mark Siebenmorgen Priceless Mug Shot
Photo: Milwaukee Police Dept./dumbcrooks.com
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MARK SIEBENMORGEN

Went on a "crime spree" in Wisconsin. Cheeseheads. What can you say?

Next!

Photo: dumbcrooks.com
Photo: dumbcrooks.com
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This one is name unknown, but I had to include it. This dude is far too happy to be under arrest and he's got a "mental health" shirt on as well.

Any others?

Photo: dumbcrooks.com
Photo: dumbcrooks.com
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Another in the "unknown" file, but you have to laugh at his shirt. Helping ugly people have sex since 1903.

Photo: buzzfeed.com/humble police dept
Photo: buzzfeed.com/humble police dept
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And now this.

Maricopa County Mugshot No. 6005
Photo: muggn.com/maricopa county
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Uhhhmmmmm. I don't know what to say or where to begin.

On that note. Maybe that's it for March MUG-NESS round one.

Photo: muggn.com
Photo: muggn.com
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OH! Wow, one more. DO NOT LET HER LOOK RIGHT INTO YOUR EYES. SHE WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL.

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