The Furry Nail Trend Is Stupid

New York Fashion Week gave the world several hints into what normal folks can expect to see off the runway and it appears we can all look forward to furry nails. Is the Fashion world really this desperate for originality and creativity? All I can think about is the time I was working on a school project with one of my boys and I inadvertently got spray adhesive on my hands and nails. The glue acted like a magnet and a large clunk of yarn ended up on my nails. I almost passed out from scrubbing so hard to get it off because it felt awful.

Y'all can have your furry nails. I'll be at the house with a clear coat.