Y'all remember those crazy Myspace surveys from back in the day? I thought I'd have some retro fun this Friday and fill one out. Here's everything you ever wanted to know about me (and more)...

1. Last beverage:
Venti iced black tea from Starbucks

2. Last phone call:
Probably something work-related

3. Last song you listened to:
Four out of Five/ Arctic Monkeys

4. Last time you cried:
Yesterday--Kindergarten graduation

5. Have you dated someone twice:
Yes, but the file on these dudes is CLOSED

6. Have you ever been cheated on:
Yes

7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
I regret nothing

8. Have you lost someone special:
Unfortunately so

9. What are your three favorite colors:
Green, black, and pink

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
I started this radio station; does that count?

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
I plead the Fifth

12. How many kids do you want:
One

13. Do you want any pets:
One black lab

14. Do you want to change your name:
I did not and do not plan to do so

15. What did you do for your last birthday:
I slept and I think I ordered Tres Leches cake from Chuy’s

16. What time did you wake up today:
4:15 am

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
Memorial Day weekend

18. Last time you saw your mother:
Last weekend

19. Most visited webpage:
This one

20. Nicknames:
Meg, Megalishus, random curse words

21. Relationship status:
Married

22. Zodiac sign:
Aries

23. Male or female:
Female

24. Height:
6 feet tall

25. Do you have a crush on someone:
Donald Glover, Jason Momoa

26. Piercings:
My ears

27. Tattoos:
2

28. Strong or Weak:
I’m one strong woman

FIRSTS
29. First surgery:
I had to have a tumor removed.

30. First best friend:
Jennifer

31. First sport you joined:
Volleyball

32. First vacation:
Gulf Shores

33. First school:
Hewitt-Trussville Elementary

34. First pair of trainers:
Adidas?

WHICH IS BETTER
35. Lips or eyes:
Eyes

36. Hugs or kisses:
DON’T TOUCH ME

 

37. Shorter or taller:
Taller

38. Older or younger:
Older

39. Romantic or spontaneous:
Spontaneous

40. Sensitive or loud:
Sensitive

41. Hook-up or relationship:
I’m married now, but I used to prefer hooking up.

42. Shy or outgoing:
Outgoing

HAVE YOU EVER
43. Kissed a stranger:
Yeah

44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
Once

45. Lost glasses/contacts:
Yes

46. Sex on first date:
Guilty as charged

47. Broken someone's heart:
Maybe?

48. Been arrested:
No

49. Have you turned someone down:
Yes

50. Fallen for a friend:
In my young and stupid days, yes

51. Moved out of town:
Yep

BELIEVE IN
52. Miracles:
Sure

53. Love at first sight:
More like “lust at first sight”

54. Heaven:
Bryan Adams?

55. Santa Claus:
HO HO HO

56. Kiss on the first date:
Yes

57. Angels:
In the Outfield

58. Yourself:
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
I used to play the field…

60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
(sigh)

61. Ever cheated on somebody:
No

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
I think I’d go back in time to various stages of my daughter’s life. I look at pictures of her as a baby and I miss that so much.

63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
No

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
Yes

65. Do you miss your last relationship?
Not at all

66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
My husband

67. Have you ever been depressed?
Every day

68. Are you insecure?
Yes

69. How do you want to die?
Soon? I have a lot of student loan debt.

70. Do you bite your nails?
Yes
71. When was your last physical fight?
Never

72. Do you have an attitude?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl

74. Do you tan a lot?
I love swimming in the summer, so I guess?

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
Yes

76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
I plead the Fifth

77. Would you take any of your exes back?
No.

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Didn’t I already answer this?

79. What are your plans for this weekend?
Nothing

80. Do you type fast?
Nope

81. Can you spell well?
Yep

82: What are you craving right now?
A vacation

83. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yes

85. What’s irritating you right now?
Literally everything

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yes

87. Does somebody love you?
I hope so?

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Yes

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
Dark chocolate, please

90. Do you have trust issues?
Yes

91. Longest relationship?
8 years and counting

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I mean, who wouldn’t?

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
Yes

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes

95. Did you have dream last night?
Yes

96. Have you ever been out of state?
Yep

97. Do you play the Wii?
We have a Nintendo Switch now

98. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes

99. Are you afraid of the dark?
I used to love that show
100. Is cheating ever okay?
Maybe?

101. What year has been your best?
2006 was Peak Meg. 2010 was great, as was 2012.

102. Do you believe in true love?
Yes

103. Favorite weather?
Late October

104. Do you like the snow?
Yes

105. Do you like the outside?
If it’s fall, yes

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Maybe?

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
I don’t make out anymore?

108. What makes you happy?
Money

109. Ever been to Alaska?
No

110. Ever been to Hawaii?
N0

111. Do you watch the news?
I do. I really like Vice News Tonight

112. Do you love MTV?
I have been known to watch a Teen Mom marathon…

113. Do you like subway?
No

114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
No

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Say thanks in a really awkward manner

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
The people want more Meg

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
This is like 80% of my workday

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Steve

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My BFF Tia

121. Ever bought condoms?
Yes

122. Ever gotten pregnant?
Yes

123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
Yes

124 Have you ever missed the bus?
No

125. Have you left the house without money?
LOL LOL LOL I never have money

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
Yes

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
Yes

128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
Yes
129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?
Yes

130. Have you ever been overweight?
THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES
131. Ever been to a wedding?
Yes

132. Ever been in a wedding?
Yes

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Yes

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
It’s called Netflix

135. Ever kissed in the rain?
Yes

136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
Yes

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?
Yes

138. Ever been outside your home country?
No

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Yes

140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
Yes

141. Have you ever broken a bone?
No

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
Yes

143. Ever get engaged?
Three times--and fun fact, my husband and I were never engaged

144. Have you ever been on a diet?
Yes

145. Have you ever been on TV?
Yes

146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
Before Uber was a thing

147. Ever been to prom?
Yes

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
Yes

149 Have you ever been to a concert?
Yes

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?
IDK

151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
No

152. Ever had braces?
No

153. Did you ever learn another language?
Si

154. Do you wear make-up?
Yes

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
Yes

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
Yes

157. Ever dyed your hair?
Yes

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
Yes

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?
No

161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
Yes

162. Ever meet someone famous?
Yes

163. Ever been on an airplane?
Yes

164. Ever been on a boat?
Yes

165. Ever broken something expensive?
No

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?
No

167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?
I found $11 once. Yay.