During my visit to New York last week, I saw Super Mario posing for pictures in Times Square. My children have always been big fans so I waited patiently to pose with him so I could text the photo to my boys at home.

Imagine my surprise when I stumbled across this headline last night:

'Super Mario Brother' busted in alleged Times Square grope'

Supposedly, he squeezed a 58 year old woman's thigh and she alerted the police. Obviously, I don't know the circumstances and the poor woman may have been traumatized by her experience, but I don't want to believe the man who has thwarted Bowser's efforts thus far would fall from a really bad decision.