Today on Madison and Shepherd, we tested the theory that some restaurants offer 'shadow' menus where cornucopias of deliciousness can be ordered.

We sent Big Wood to Panera Bread to see if the 'Power Steak Breakfast Bowl' actually existed. It does and I'm sure it would have been delicious had I not sat across from Scott Shepherd when he did this:

Afterwards, Scott went outside to finish beating his new pelt with a rock.