Man Shoots Wife In The Butt, After She Refused Sex

UPDATED!!! Police have released the mug shot of the man that shot his wife in the "dang butt" for not making whoopee with her.  I think Mr. Royce should plan on at least 6 more months of "Severe Love Drought!"

Donald Royce shot his wife of 6 months in the lower left buttock when she refused to make whoopee with him according to police. "I shot her dang butt by mistake, I was aiming at the mattress!"

Donald Royce, 76, said he and his wife, Katherine Fivecoat, 62, have not consummated their six-month marriage. He said he became very mad when she refused to have sex.  "I tried to shoot the mattress, but I shot her dang butt by mistake!"

The police report stats Mr. Royce said he intended to scare his bride by shooting the mattress. However, he missed and hit her twice, in the hip and butt, deputies said.

When police arrived, at his LeHigh Acreas Florida home, Royce said, "I shot her and the gun is in my room."  Royce was arrested on charges of domestic violence and aggravated battery.