Just-A-Buck Justin’s Scarily Accurate Imitation of Kimberly Madison

Just-A-Buck Justin has made numerous appearances on the 'Madison and Shepherd' morning show over the years.

He's weighed-in on current events, strolled through Walmart wearing a moldy Christmas moomoo Scott Shepherd discovered wrapped but unreceived, in the station's attic. Fun and hilarity aside, Justin plays a critical role sustaining the morning show's breakfast nourishment needs.

He's also been paying attention while he 'resting his eyes' (wink, wink...) in the studio across the hall.

After an astonishing performance imitating another, unnamed co-worker, we urged Justin to mimic us and leave nothing on the table.

Now, I wish I had Uncle Rico's time machine, broken or not.

Just-A-Buck Justin's impression of me has led to the painful realization that I am actually crazy. Straight-up STARK. RAVING. MAD.

I also need more variety in my breakfast menu choices.