Is This REALLY My Chinese Name?

Over the weekend, I attended an art festival and came across a painter who offered (for a fee of course) to paint the Chinese translation of your name.

Long after the paint had dried, I was finally able to do a reference search on Google and compare the two translations.

Needless to say, they weren't even close. According to Google, this is the Chinese translation of my name:

I feel like I'm living in the Matrix right now.

The gentleman was very nice and I'm certain that if this isn't of my name, the painting he sent home with me conveys a positive thought.