Daylight Saving Time Is and Will Always Be Garbage

Don't forget to set your clocks back an hour to mark the end of what is LITERALLY the greatest waste of time known to man: Daylight Saving Time. Yep, good old Daylight Saving Time. The DST may officially end at 2 a.m. this Sunday, November 6, 2016, but its not going to stop affecting your life any time soon. TRUST.

Daylight Saving Time is stupid garbage, and I hate it. Sure, I should be jumping up and down and singing its praises right now because OH BOY EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP, but I am not. That "extra hour" is a LIE, people. A bold-faced L-I-E.

My four-year-old couldn't give two you-know-whats about DST. She doesn't even know how to TELL time. She wakes up every day at 7--which means Sunday morning, she's going to bounce up in my room at SIX O' DANG CLOCK and be all, "Mommy! Mommy! It's time to wake up, Mommy!"

And I will yawn and then die inside.

Also: Is one hour of sleep really worth it? It's going to be dark at like 4:30 in the afternoon now. And my body is going to switch to HIBERNATION MODE which means I want to wear yoga pants and hoodies 24/7 and I gain thirteen pounds just by LOOKING AT a latte.

The only--and I mean ONLY--thing cool about DST ending is being able to sing this like 87 times Saturday night to annoy my husband.

Oh Cher, take my pain away with your angelic alto voice. I hate Daylight Saving Time. It is GARBAGE.