Don't forget to set your clocks forward an hour this weekend for Daylight Saving Time, the biggest (literal) waste of time known to man. 

DST officially begins at 2 a.m. Sunday, March 11, 2018. I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but Daylight Saving Time is and always has been absolute GARBAGE.

I get that we started DST way back in the Gilded Age or whatever when people needed the extra whale oil to read the latest Charles Dickens novel because the sun set too early, but it is 2018 and I am NOT HAVING IT.

Sure, the extra hour of daylight comes in handy for sports, but the last time I checked, soccer and baseball fields had this modern marvel called OUTDOOR LIGHTING, so... at the end of the day, is it REALLY worth losing a precious hour of sleep?