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Does Your Cat Really Know It’s Name?

My family has been a pet free family since, well...forever. This changed a few weeks ago when my five year old wanted to adopt a kitten. My wife and I caved in and we now own a cute little splotchy colored girl kitty.

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Monk Brought a Scorpion to Work Today

I got a text from Monk yesterday evening that was kinda strange. He said he had caught a scorpion for Brody. Brody is my 5 year old.

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Nobody Wins in the Rick Grimes and Walter White Rap Battle

If you're already having a crappy Monday, you may not want to watch the above video.

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Generic Product Naming ‘ Fails’

I had to stop by the grocery store yesterday and pick up a few things. I have always gotten a kick out of the "off brand" or "store brand" products name their stuff. Some of the names are pretty good. Others, not so much.

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K. Madison
K. Madison
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Yesterday, I Wet My Pants

My love for my adopted ducks is no secret, but even I'm a little take aback by the intensity with which I defended them.

Yesterday, in an attempt to save one of my mallard hens from the jaws of death, I rushed to her defense without thinking of my own safety

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What’s Your Leprechaun Name? Create with St. Patrick’s Day Name Generator

Ah, top of the day to you my friend. Eh, this is Wooly O' Shivers here ready for St. Patrick's Day! Yes lad, the one day of the year where we all share the luck of the Irish. But, don't steal my 'Lucky Charms.' Aye, aye. Pst, this is actually Greg Thomas and look what happened to me when I created my leprechaun name. Sure, the authentic dialect is pure awesomeness.

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The President Sat Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis

President Barack Obama is the latest to sit down for a chat on 'Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis,' joining luminaries like Sean Penn, Bruce Willis and Arcade Fire.

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Try the John Travolta ‘Travoltify’ Academy Awards Name Generator

John Travolta will never live down how he messed up the name of Broadway star Idina Menzel. It wasn't just a little slip, it was an entirely new name! He introduced her as Adel Da-zeem

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Your Favorite ‘Breaking Bad’ Scenes Are Now Your Favorite Songs

Given that it has been about six months since 'Breaking Bad' has ended, someone has taken some of our favorite scenes of the series and have used them to create some absolutely fantastic songs.

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Next Level Excercise: Jumping Fitness

So this is a new thing: jumping fitness. Evidently, this new crazy...err...craze has generated enough momentum to warrant a clothing line, a mascot, and a world team.

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