I love people watching at Walmart. I call Walmart shoppers Walmartians. This may be the best Walmart sighting of all time.

Police in Wichita Falls, Texas were asked to ban a woman from Walmart. According to USA Today, the woman was seen drinking wine from a Pringles potato chip can while riding on a Walmart scooter.
She had no sign of a physical disability that would have required the scooter.

Police said the woman Walmartian was in the store at 630am.

She was found by police at a nearby restaurant. Police informed the woman that she had been banned from Walmart.

For the record she was in typical Walmartian attire...pajama pants
and flip flops.